V-L (Virtual Lesbian) * "Sexting"

So, I'm at home enjoying a movie...True Lies with arnold swatzenager and Jamie Lee Curtis....so here i am minding my own business and I'm talking about Mikes hard lemonade...story for a later time....and Dad goes ahead and says "Jessie, are you sexting?" i almost lost it! 

my eyes bugged out, as i did a very bad impression of a cartoon charecter. "No! Gosh, man, Dad! Why would you think that?" 

"he's been reading the readers digest." my sister said. I looked to my right and rolled my eyes, just like the teenager i'm not. "Michelle, are you sexting?" My sister scoffed and stated, rather loudly, "Who would i be sexting with?" i laughed and said "who would i be sexting? Brittany? that would make me a lesbian! or better yet a virtual lesbian, a v-lesb, v-l" i laughed hysterically with tears in my eyes. So that is how i came up with virtual lesbian, v.l. the new text abbreviation.

Britt if your reading this...forgive me. I'm weird. The whole family's weird. ITs that mad cow that's going around.

Also...Mikes Hard Lemonade is now making lip balm. So if Mikes Hard Lemonade is lip balm does that mean that it has alchol in the lip bam. And To buy that lip balm you have to be 21 or older?  So if they came out with a whole make up line...you'd have to be 21 or older to purchase that make up.

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